Don’t Fret Fridays

Don’t fret if…

1. You like the idea of being spontaneous a lot more than actually being spontaneous

2. Your biggest achievement this month is growing your nails a couple of millimetres

3. You cry at Don’t Tell The Bride

4. You read the 50 Shades of Grey Triologies…

5. And still feel a little too bashful about it to read any in public

6. You google pictures of animals dressed in people clothes more than anything intelligent

7. The only way to get through a diet is have ‘food porn’ permanently bookmarked on your laptop

8.  Sometimes you just can’t be bothered to see your friends…

9. …but then get really offended when they do something without you

10. You’d rather text than phone. Always.

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